These are the people that waste their time with me on a daily basis here at school, in class, out of class, put up with my noise, etc...
I'm working on getting pictures of every person as soon as possible... Mike 
Mike Palmiero is my roommate. He's a greasy Italian whore. He likes to sit around and do nothing, sleep a whole lot, and daydream about what it would be like to be a gay porn star...His favorite musical artist is Wesley Willis, and he also likes Strung Out and Radiohead...He's from Powell, Ohio, which is outside Columbus...Mike has had a bad beer goggle experience this year, so forgive him if he acts a little strange...He's not good for much except the occasional sex...As you can tell from the blurry pictures, he's quite a shady character...Either that or his grease smeared all over the camera lens...He's such a greasy bastard that he booted his own mother off aol instant messenger, even when she didn't even know how to use it...Funny thing is, she got him booted off too, and she didn't even know how to use it... Jon 
Jonny Sapphire is The Beverett's roommate...He's from Centerville, Ohio, which is outside Dayton...He's an Ohio State football fan and likes the Barenaked Ladies...He is generally an immature goofball, which can result in some interesting situations if he is around...He enjoys pornography and Mee Shelly's chemistry class, and sometimes those two things can work themselves together...Jonny's a pretty nice, fun-loving guy...Yet people just don't seem to appreciate him very much...Nobody wanted to room with him next year...Poor Jonny...too bad he's a jackass... The Beverett 
Brianus Everettus, common name The Beverett, is a mysterious creature. Scientists have yet to do complete field studies on him, so very little information is known about his behavior...He is the 4th living Beverett...He is an extremely random creature, spurting out random phrases such as "And that's the bottom line!" or "Muuuhahahahhaah, I'm The Beverett!!"...He seems to have many nocturnal living habits also...When he emerges from his room, he is seen eating and playing basketball...One of the most erratic of his behaviors is the wild Beverett dance...This wonderous and beautiful drunken dance has only been witnessed by a small group of lucky observers...We have yet to capture any good photos of The Beverett... Derek 
A VERY COMPROMISING PICTURE OF DEREK WILL SOON BE POSTED
Derek is generally a quiet, friendly guy...He plays rugby and basketball...He listens to bands like Oasis and Radiohead...He puts up with living with Tim... Tim 
Tim is more commonly knows as TIMMMMAAHHHH or Timmy Sanchez...He's a very eccentric guy, and will be my roommate next year...How many guys do you know that can give you just about any useless fact, climb walls, do a dead-on impression of the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz, and has a girlfriend named Constance...Timmy has moved around a lot, living in St. Louis, Cleveland, and now New Jersey...One of his many hidden talents includes the ability to catch flying food objects such as popcorn in his mouth from a variety of distances... Jeremy Coe 
JCoe is a very laid back guy...He enjoys playing ultimate frisbee and broomball...Sometimes you can't tell whether he's happy or pissed off...Jeremy listens to bands like AC/DC and Metallica, and is now learning the joy of bands such as Less Than Jake and Homegrown...He likes the Get Up Kids too...JCoe is a big fan of the Simpsons and Survivor...Has had some strange roomates this year(two to be exact)... Marc 
Marc just joined us here in America in this second semester...He is from Luxembourg...He's JCoe's roommate and he's got a lot to say, which is in stark contrast to Jeremy's last roommate Adam, who barely even slept in the room let alone hung around to talk... Jeremy Hunt 
JHunt likes his women and his booze...He also likes his porn...He's had a beer goggle experience or two also...He enjoys sleeping...last semester he only woke up to eat dinner before going back to sleep again... D Laux 
There's a whole lot to say about David Laux...He likes his porn and his self-proclaimed foolproof theories on women...Often lets us know more than we really want to...Is now a member of the Air Force ROTC because quote, "It'll be easy! And I'll get to blow stuff up!"...A nice, caring guy...Sometimes just doesn't know when to stop, but we all have our moments....D Laux just has a lot more of them...He's got coloring and sewing supplies...and a whole lot of hygiene supplies...His family is really nice and they made me a homemade breakfast that was damn good...Thank you Laux family!...Dave's from Brunswick, which is near Cleveland...and he likes to snowmobile... Bruce 
Bruce is an Oxford native...he puts up with living with Sean, which should get him some kind of national recognition...He likes football and basketball...He works at the Attractions bar uptown...and he is one of the few to ever witness The Beverett's dance... Sean 
Sean is another Oxford townie...he appreciates the simple joys in life...he likes masturbating, drinking beer, and beating up on Mike...He believes that if you don't like Lynyrd Skynyrd then you are not a true American, and if you're not a true American then your not worth jack...Sean plays rugby, broomball, and hockey...He's the guy at every concert you go to that calls for the band to play "Free Bird"...He's the guy that steals food from you when you take a second to blink...He's the guy that moons you with his fat ass while you are just walking down the street minding your own business... Matt 
Matt Byrnes is from Cincinnati...He is roomates with Kevin Macnamara...He spends most of his time pissed off at David Laux, who finds no better pleasure than to agravate Matt...Matt usually then proceeds to beat Laux's ass, making sure to break his jaw...When he's not fighting with Dave, he works at the dining hall, watches Notre Dame football, and has the occasional beer... Kevin Macnamara 
Kevin, aka KMac, aka Tulsa, aka K1, is from Oklahoma...After meeting Byrnes at orientation, they decided to room together...He likes football (especially Notre Dame), boozing, and the occasional wrestling match with someone in the hallway... Will 
A HIGH SCHOOL PICTURE OF WILL SOON TO BE POSTED
Will lives across the hallway, and is a football player for Miami's team...It took a few weeks into the school year before anyone saw him enough to learn his name, and another couple of weeks before anyone had a conversation with him...He's a giant guy who can peer at you over the shower and bathroom stalls without even stretching his neck... Jeremy Thompson 
JT is Will's roommate across the hall...He also plays football for Miami's team...He's pretty big, but not quite as big as Will...He likes to jam on his guitar sometimes...He also got arrested for knocking over a garbage can in a drunken stupor... Jared 
Jared is roommates with Evan...He is from Dublin, Ohio, somewhere outside Columbus...As far as I know he enjoys basketball... Evan 
Evan is Jared's roommate...He's also from Dublin, Ohio...He likes basketball...Sometimes he's got a big camera...not sure what its for, I guess to film stuff... Rob 
Rob's a nice guy...He's got his eybrow pierced...and he has to deal with living with Kevin Weitzel...that must suck...Rob really didn't want his picture taken either... Kevin Weitzel 
"You don't know me!" "Let me live my life!" "You do the math..." "Slam it home!" These are the wonderous phrases spoken by Kevin Weitzel, aka Weitzel, aka Weasel, aka K2...He is one of the more interesting characters I know...He has filthy living habits and his room is a pig sty, yet when it comes to personal body hygiene he is the cleanest person I have ever met...He takes approximately 3-4 showers a day...He is most commonly seen wandering the halls with only a towel on...Possibly the most naturally funny person I know...He has a witty comeback for just about everything, and he pulls it off so well...Oh, and lets not forget the fact that his face is on the cover of his high school yearbook, he was Mr. Ohio in football 3 years in a row, and was on the cover of Sports Illustrated magazine twice, and Les Claypool is his biological father... Ryan "Bitch Boy" Evans 
Bitch Boy is from Cincinnati...He lives down stairs with Jamie...He has excellent taste in music...He likes MXPX and Less Than Jake and many other good bands...Ryan is the crazy ass bassist for The Soccer Moms...and he's a damn good broomball player too...and drove to Cleveland with me to see MXPX when nobody else would/could go...And the Laux family gave him a damn good home-cooked breakfast too... Jamie 
Jamie is Ryan's roommate, and he's also from Cinci...He used to have a sweet afro...I think he should grow it back...but he can't because he's in ROTC...He wants to do cool leopard spots in his hair, but ROTC won't let him do that either...He's a big 311 fan...He also plays a little something on the guitar... Bret 
Bret was valedictorian of Olentangy High School, nobody knows how he pulled that one off...Used be known as BJ, but not anymore for certain reasons...Nice guy...Plays guitar... Dave 
Dave Kowalski is a Cinci native...He's an alcoholic and a druggie and it's rumored he's killed 2 people...don't mess with him...Dave definitely likes excellent punk rock music...He break dances...He has this dumb theory that when you are going to see a band you shouldn't wear any of their shirts or other clothing to the show...I know, it makes no sense...Dave plays guitar for Theories In Motion...more information about crazy D will be added soon when Dave gets his own personal page on this site, which may divulge further information about his rumored crimes... Eric 
Eric is Dave's straight-edge roommate...He wanted his name in a cool color, so he got a cool color...He likes Propagandhi and Blink 182...For some unkown reason I can recognize him walking about a mile away...He told me I have no penis, but from what I hear, he's on a pretty short leash too...He and Dave have both adopted a new favorite saying..."MY BALLS....YOUR CHIN!!!"...look for Eric's own personal page to be added soon... Joey 
Joey...I actually just met Joey this semester because he transferred here...He knows Dave from Cinci...He's a nice goofy guy...He likes good music also...Check out the picture, he's gonna melt someone with those eyes... Anne 
Simply the most amazing person I have ever known...Loves good music...Rancid, One Man Army, Operation Ivy, Dance Hall Crashers, and so many others...Love you Anne...Might add some more pictures if I can drag them out of her, which won't be easy... |
