For those of you non-Miami University students, Tuffy's is a cafe/restaurant/food source that is open 24 hours a day. We generally make late night snack runs there at about midnight.
The employees of Tuffy's are a hard-working, dedicated group of people, not to mention a great assortment of characters. Hopefully this page will give you some incite into...THE TUFFY'S CREW...
PICTURES FORTHCOMING Mario 
Mario, aka Tito, is the founder of the Tuffy's Crew...He has been working the Tuffy's nightshift since the very beginning...Tito is straight out of local Talawanda High School...He probably could have done something better with his life...if he hadn't gotten kicked out of high school in 11th grade...Rumors are flying as to what he actually did...I thought it would be better to avoid a lawsuit and refrain from posting any of those rumors...No joke, he really did get expelled from school... Skinny Office Space Dude Skinny Office Space Dude, aka Skinny Office Space Guy, is the head honcho at Tuffy's...He wanders around with a clipboard, trying to look busy...Nobody understands why he schedules 10 people to work at a time, has only one register open, while the other 9 workers sit around and do jack...Office Space Dude is very absent-minded...He confuses noon with midnight, and peach with banana...Watch out...he might seduce the ladies with his snazzy diamond pattern sweater vests... Big Dan Big Dan is rather new to the Tuffy's work place...He drives a red Ford pickup truck that he holds in high regard...He enjoys his weekend fishing and hunting excursions...Nobody understands why a 34 year old man is working at Tuffy's...Probably has something to do with the fact that he got his high school diploma from local Talawanda High School...His dream is to one day take Mario to a strip club when they finally have a day off...In the mean time, Big Dan will stick to drinking his Budweiser... Horatio Horatio is a Tuffy's rookie...He's got long hair, stubble on his face, and is a friendly guy...He likes my blue hair...He recntly escaped the grasp of Shakespeare and found shelter in the warm arms of the Tuffy's Crew... White Fat Albert White Fat Albert...what is there to say?...He's big and white...He wears a necklace that is about to pop...Sightings of White Fat Albert are rare, since he does not work very often...I guess he's just too busy eating... "Am I Hot or Not?" Girl She has been a strong force behind the Tuffy's counter for a while now...I think she is cute...Others struggle pondering the question every day, "Is she attractive or not?"...Maybe one day they will set to rest the answer...In the meantime I think she is attractive... Disgruntled Serving Wench She has only been working at Tuffy's for a short time...Maybe it's the late nights, but she always seems to be in a bad mood...Not sure if we have ever seen a smile on her face...Superbitch or just an unhappy worker??...Only time will tell...
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